Some crazy things on the internet...

I have found several interesting links regarding countdown tickers on the internet. However I found one today that didn't really seem to brighten my day.....
ONLY
31,193,572.23 seconds until he will be home

ummmmm, yeah, that is ALOT!

Would someone be willing to donate a dollar for every second I make it through....I really think that would help get me through 31 million of them.