Conversations Continued

My mom said she likes to hear these....so here goes....

Denaiza - What's wrong mommy? You don't look so happy.
Me - Well, I am missing daddy a little bit and wish he could go with us to Idaho.
Dimitri - well mommy, he can't because he is too old and too sick in Iraq
Me - well, he is old, but not sick....

Later this evening.....
Denaiza - How is your tummy feeling?
Me- I feel a little nervous and stressed
Dimitri - Why is "the nervous" in your tummy?
Me- No dear, I am just feeling kind of funny.
Dimitri- Mommmmmmmmmy I am not a deer I am a Dimitri
Me- Oh silly me, so sorry
Dimitri - its ok, but you can be my dear